Do I not have the greatest wife? Ever?!
We were discussing what we each wanted for Christmas. In addition to the annual Snoopy and Tiki calendars, she only has interest in two gifts: a sewing machine or a table saw.
Her preference is for the table saw.
She totally rocks.
Totally.
Of course, what I’m sure she meant by table saw was you best get your skinny butt to a jewelry store and buy me some bling like you did when we were dating!
Maybe not. She would never say bling.